Reggae Music

when I do projects around the house I often tune my DirecTV to 'The Joint,' the XM station that plays Reggae. It's cool because I don't know the songs so I don't pay much attention. It functions as white noise with a cool beat that makes me think of coconuts and Corona commercials.

but then I started to notice something amongst the white noise. I noticed a trend, a theme if you will in the songs and decided the following (in gorgeous graph format):



It's like every song was the same unless they were covering Whitney Houston, Mott the Hoople, or Blink 182. A very bizarre genre of music.

I run bad

had doubled up on 1 $25 6max table, then lost $30 on 2 hands: QQ v AA and rivered quads over my nut flush. ouch. I run sooo bad. after that couldn't get a hand to hold and dropped another $10. yeah, its $40, but it's also about 20% of my entire roll, so it's significant.

in other (better) news, I'm having another girl in October! Stallion's wife just mailed me the ultrasound pic. I'm pretty excited since the birthday should be really close to mine. just don't tell Stallion. you know how he is about that shit and I wouldn't want a risk management consultant to get all huffy with me. heh.


ah, it's a damn good thing nobody reads this.

BOOOOOOOOOOM! Taste the Pain BP48!!!!!

got my shot at the fucker tonight. Unfortunately, he didn't have a full stack.

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 109386443
NL $25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 21:21:26 26/06/2007 ET
Table 'Private Poker (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $0.10, Big Blind $0.25
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 2 (playing) : Croda, amount $29.92, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Player 3, amount $26.54, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Player 4, amount $17.20, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : Player 5, amount $12.44, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : Player 6, amount $24.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Player 4: Small Blind ($0.10)
Player 5: Big Blind ($0.25)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Croda: [Qd, Qc]
Player 6: Raise ($1)
Croda: Raise ($2.50)
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Fold
Player 5: Raise ($12.44)
Player 6: Fold
Croda: Call ($9.94)
Croda: Show Cards ($0)
Player 5: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [6s, 6d, 5h]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [6c]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [Qs]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 5: Show Cards ($0)
Croda: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $24.68, Rake $1.30
Summary Croda: bet $12.44, won $24.68, net $12.24, HoleCards [Qd, Qc], HiHand [a full house, queens full of sixes] [Qs, Qd, Qc, 6s, 6d], won $24.68 from main pot
Summary Player 5: bet $12.69, won $0, net $-12.69 HoleCards [Ac, Kc]


eat that mother fucker

in other news, there's a police manhunt going on in my backyard. nobody gives a shit though, especially Ferg, the guy who couldn't seal the deal with the green-haired chick. I may go out and capture the bastard myself, jmill-sty... errr...wolf-style.

BP48 is dead meat

2 hands in a row, my 1st 2 at the table.

hand 1

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 109253703
NL $25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 18:57:08 25/06/2007 ET
Table 'Ring Game (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 3 is the button. Small Blind $0.10, Big Blind $0.25
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : Player 1, amount $18.27, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Player 2, amount $24.51, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Player 3, amount $22.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Player 4, amount $12.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : Croda, amount $25, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Player 4: Small Blind ($0.10)
Croda: Big Blind ($0.25)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Croda: [Th, Kc]
Player 1: Call ($0.25)
Player 2: Call ($0.25)
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Call ($0.15)
Croda: Check ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [9d, 4c, Ks]
Player 4: Check ($0)
Croda: Bet ($0.50)
Player 1: Fold
Player 2: Fold
Player 4: Raise ($11.85)
Croda: Fold
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Player 4: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $13.30, Rake $0.05
Summary Player 4: bet $12.10, won $13.30, net $1.20, HoleCards [5d, 6c], HiHand [high card king] [Ks, 9d, 6c, 5d, 4c], won $13.30 from main pot

ok, fucker. you want to play that game? let's have some fun.

hand 2
not only do I get Kings my 2nd hand at the table, it's right after joe bluffsalot thinks I'm going to play back at him with trash. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 109253796
NL $25 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 18:58:00 25/06/2007 ET
Table 'Ring Game (6 Max)', 6 seats max, Real money
Seat 4 is the button. Small Blind $0.10, Big Blind $0.25
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 6
Seat 1 (playing) : Player 1, amount $18.02, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : Player 2, amount $24.26, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : Player 3, amount $22.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Player 4, amount $13.30, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : Croda, amount $24.25, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Croda: Small Blind ($0.10)
Player 1: Big Blind ($0.25)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to Croda: [Kd, Ks]
Player 2: Fold
Player 3: Fold
Player 4: Raise ($0.75)
Croda: Raise ($2)
Player 1: Fold
Player 4: Call ($1.25)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [5h, 9c, Tc]
Croda: Bet ($2)
Player 4: Raise ($11.30)
Croda: Call ($9.30)
Player 4: Show Cards ($0)
Croda: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [4c]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
Croda: Show Cards ($0)
Player 4: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $25.55, Rake $1.30
Summary Player 4: bet $13.30, won $25.55, net $12.25, HoleCards [Jc, Kc], HiHand [a flush, king high] [Kc, Jc, Tc, 9c, 4c], won $25.55 from main pot
Summary Croda: bet $13.40, won $0, net $-13.40, HoleCards [Kd, Ks]


so fucking gay.

2 hands later, he leaves the table.
not a happy Croda

Dear Diary

Awesome.

My first blog post.

There's something very strange about writing something that few people, if anyone, will likely read. I'm sitting here at work bored out of my gourd and decided to create this to pass the time. Plus, I feel totally left out of the blogging that's going on amongst my e-friends.

Incredible story (not incredible in the slightest):

Playing $25 6-max on WPX Sat Night, the following occurs.

Some Finnish guy named HIIRI sits down and proceeds to raise 4 out of the next 5 hands.

Shortly, the following takes place. Some dude named Back_Like_Cooked_Crack makes it .75, Hiiri makes is 4.50, Crack jams. I type in the chat box 'call Gus call' basically taunting the Finnish guy.

so hiiri folds, and Crack guy accuses me of colluding saying 'you told him to call. you're on a first name basis with hiiri'

'yeah, he's my long lost cousin from Finland'

so we go back and forth all night about how he doesn't like me and is going to report for for collusion. made me laugh and I still haven't heard anything from WPX so I guess it's no big deal.



another thing, GremlinJones doesn't seem to like my pirate bar. I'm not sure what he has against Pirates, but considering he rolls queers, you'd think he'd be down. I think it was him that rolled the queers, could have been another guy. I get all the guys who started since fulton confused anyway.


ok, that's the end of post 1. maybe I'll blog more later cuz I'm cracking myself up.